Alright, decora lolitas, I’m cutting you off. You’re hitting the decadence too hard these days. You’ve said that you could quit any time, but just look at you! You’re turning into Little BoFurry. You closely resemble a real live Minnie Mouse, complete with gigantic gloved hands. You’ve got pompoms for buttons, and I suspect you are a secret agent of the North Pole. The satellite dish on your head appears to be in place to receive instructions from the mothership. You are the Poster Child of the new “Spay Your Bunnygirl” campaign. You’re a mess!
You told me that it was only bonnets on the weekends. Just a few extra accessories after work to take the edge off. What harm could a few extra sweets in your hair do? But then it wasn’t just candy anymore, was it? You were wearing cakes on your head. I saw you last week walking around with a teacup in your hair. I asked you to take it easy with the animal ears, but you said “naw girl, it’s cool, I can handle them.” But the animal ears are growing, decololis. They are growing. Tell me, when will it end?
This is an intervention, decora lolitas. It’s for your own good. Put the BeDazzler down before it destroys us both.
ImNewHere said
This made me laugh. I certainly do agree it looks a bit…. silly. That’s pretty bad coming from a guy who dresses in lolita.
Beth said
At this rate, the more sane forms of lolita are going to have little to nothing to do with deco-lita. I’ve never been a fan of decora myself so it seems to strange it’s being lumped into the same subculture.
alycat said
I like decolita when done right, but I’m not a fan of that coordinate in the least. Satellite Bonnet? No thank you.